je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit?
I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy…
- As I get older and remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself: maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
- A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute…
- A lion would never drive while drunk…
- I’m done being a people pleaser…
- Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter “O”…