je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute.
The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him, “Hey, aren’t you going to pay me?”
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up ‘prostitute.’
The definition reads: ‘A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. ‘
The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up ‘panda.’
The definition reads: ‘An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves’
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My wife was dying…
- A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating as to who is the greatest of them all…
- What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? …
- I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself…
- As I get older and remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself: maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
- I arrived early to the restaurant…