je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A little girl asks her father:
— Daddy, what is corruption?
— Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.
— But mommy said you should stop drinking!
— Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.
— Oh, okay!
Blague courte 👇
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