je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”
I said, “No. Is that still required?”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- What’s the difference between a computer and an American? …
- A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and loses all his money…
- The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities…
- An old man is selling watermelons…
- How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? …
- If 2021 has taught us anything, it’s that Donald Trump was a regular American citizen…