😂 😯 😝

Pothead gets really high on some good shit and goes home.
Gets inside the house and sees his fathers shoes!

— Oh shit, I better hide somewhere before my pops finds out that I got high again! Ok, Ok, I am gonna hide in the living room…

He opens the living room door, and sees his dad sitting there and reading a newspaper.
— my bad pops, sorry.. .

He shuts the door.
— Ok, Ok, I am gonna hide in the kitchen !

Our pothead rushes to the kitchen, opens the door and sees the same thing, his father is sitting there and reading a newspaper.
— Uhm… sorry pops…

Shit, he is fast…
– Then I am going to hide in the balcony!!

He rushes to the balcony, opens the door and the same thing… dad sitting there with the newspaper… but before he gets to apologize:
— Son, you open the bathroom door one more time, I am gonna come out and beat the shit out of you.