je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open
She said “it’s my husband!. Quick, try the backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don’t get offers like that every day.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced “Ladies and Gentlemen don’t forget to adjust your watches to local time”…
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- My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair…
- Pothead gets really high on some good shit and goes home…
- My girlfriend just emailed me…
- My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic…