je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun.
I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,
“Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character” I exclaimed,
“Fuck off” She shouted “I haven’t got dressed yet”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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- Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day…
- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then my illegal logging business is a success
- What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it? …