je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.
I thought to myself, “I really need a new fucking boat.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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