je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him…
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Me: What’s the wifi password? …
- I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”…
- A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he can lick his eyeball…
- As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said…
- Wife was cleaning 12 year old son’s bedroom…
- My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Scharzenegger impressions…