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French lesson

In French, we use one word, “si”, to say “if”, “so”, “whether”, “what about” and sometimes, “yes”.
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🇫🇷France

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

There is a saying in France that the higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows his bottom.

My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.
So I made her marry an old guy she’s never met to secure an alliance with the French.

Plus de blagues 👇

My day job is to speak in an arcane snake language to a crystal vibrating at 3,000,000,000 cycles per second sitting in a cloud so that it can alter probabilities in the real world
US has oil, weapons of mass destruction and massive democratic instability
STOP making fun of different programming languages…
It’s not a data breach, it’s a surprise backup
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers
Have you ever noticed algebraists eat corn lengthwise and analysts eat corn widthwise but topologists rotate through the fourth dimension and eat it inside out?