je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip over
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My wife and I are sitting on the couch watching TV and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it
- A homeless guy asked me for money today…
- “Software is the only business in which adding extra lanes to the Golden Gate bridge would be called maintenance”…
- US has oil, weapons of mass destruction and massive democratic instability
- My day job is to speak in an arcane snake language to a crystal vibrating at 3,000,000,000 cycles per second sitting in a cloud so that it can alter probabilities in the real world
- my therapist: you need to be kinder to yourself…