je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I call my weed “Yoda”, because it’s green and makes you talk funny.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- We are Schrodinger’s cats…
- I have sexdaily! I mean dyslexia…
- One day I’m going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
- Pedophiles are fucking immatures assholes
- Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s law of gravitation, you’re attracted to me
- On 9/11, two men were arrested on George Washington’s Bridge with a truck full of explosives