je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Bears think if you’re lying down motionless, you’re dead. So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
- Our expectations for you were already low, but HOLY FUCK!
- If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good
- What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?
- I love how being an adult is just saying “But after this week things will slow down a bit again” to yourself until you die
- Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day…