je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I admire the way my cat approaches new things in life:
“Can I eat it? No, ok, can I cuddle or sleep on it? Hmm, no ok. Useless.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- It’s funny how last names like Smith or Taylor are essentially the past equivalent of someone being named Productmanager
- When I travel, I usually pack underwear like “what if I shit myself every single day? Twice?!”
- Nearly everyone values a human life over the life of an fish, but few people value a single human life over the life of every fish…
- A Russian general hears a voice from behind a hill: “A single Ukrainian is worth 10 Russian soldiers”…
- Do you have a hobby, Leonid Ilyich? …
- A man stumbles across an old lamp in his work office…