I was thinking to myself like “brain is pretty amazing” then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that…

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

I was thinking to myself like “brain is pretty amazing” then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that.
What a cocky asshole.

Blague courte 👇

In Monopoly, if no one ever buys a property, everyone gets richer and no one loses.

Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.