Plus de blagues 👇

• “Gentlemen, we have run out of money…
• One day I’m going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
• The constraints of radio ads must be so fun to work with because you’ve only got 30 seconds, no visuals, and they must be terrible
• Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve done nothing for the past few years
• I call my weed “Yoda”, because it’s green and makes you talk funny
• Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s law of gravitation, you’re attracted to me