je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. “You’ll die too,” I say. “9 lives,” my cat whispers, lighting a match.
wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
Dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. You’re not better than a stegosaurus.
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