je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Late one night, Jack takes a shortcut through the cemetery.
Hearing a tapping sound, he becomes scared and quickens his pace.
The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits.
Then he notices a man chiseling a tombstone.
“Thank goodness!” Jack says to the man.
“You game me the fright of my life. Why are you working so late?”
“They spelled my name wrong”
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