😂 😯 😝

A father on his way home from work suddenly remembered it was his daughter’s birthday. So, he pulls into a shopping center, goes into a toy store and asks “Hi, how much do your Barbies dolls cost?”

The clerk answers “Which one would you like? We have Workout Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Veterinary Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.”

The amazed Dad asks “What? Why is the divorced Barbie $265.95 when all the others are only $19.95?”

The clerk rolls her eyes, sighs and answers: “Sir, divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s truck, Ken’s fishing boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s dog, Ken’s computer, one of Ken’s friends and a key chain made from Ken’s testicles!