je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A family went to a nudist camp for their vacation.
The young son came back to the tent and said, “Wow, Mom! You should see some of those girls. They’ve got these HUGE…”
“Yes, well,” his mother sniffs. “The larger they are, the dumber the woman.”
Next day the boy comes back to the tent again. “You wouldn’t believe some of the guys out there. They have these HUGE…”
“Yes, well, like I said, the bigger they are, the dumber the man.”
“Really?” the boy said, frowning with puzzlement. “We might be in trouble, Mom.”
“Why, honey?”
“Because Dad’s out there talking to a really stupid girl, and he’s getting dumber by the minute.”
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