I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement…

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement.
At least I think they’re vegan. They keep shouting ‘lettuce leaf!’

🍔Food

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

What’s the special dish in a restaurant for cannibals?: Heads, shoulders, knees, and toes

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.
Smoking bacon will cure it.

Plus de blagues 👇