je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
- Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on Mars?
- Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy…
- A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks…
- What’s the most sensitive part of a man’s body during masturbation? …
- My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila…
- I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to be “saved” or else you’ll “burn”…
- If your phone auto corrects “fuck” to “duck,” it’s okay to keep it…