je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
An Australian goes to new Zealand and sees a guy fucking a sheep on the side of the road, he says mate, in Australia we shear our sheep.
The new Zealand guy says, fuck off, I’m not shearing her with anyone.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks…
- A Russian, an American, and a British admiral were having a drink on an American aircraft carrier…
- I call my wife Bambi…
- My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy…
- My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila…
- My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther…