je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
See? To prove I’m not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It’s.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It’s my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don’t touch the thermos tat.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!…
- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink…
- My dad died last year when my family couldn’t remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him…
- I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day…
- My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago…
- A man walks into a bar and orders a drink…