je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Her: What do you do?
Me: I race cars.
Her: Do you win many races?
Me: No, the cars are much faster.
Plus de blagues 👇
- There was a homeless man with a sign that said “One dollar for dirty joke…
- My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension…
- Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight? there would be mass confusion
- Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY!…
- My dad died last year when my family couldn’t remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him…
- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink…