je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he’s being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
“Am I in heaven?” asks the disoriented priest.
“No” says one of the nurses. “We’re just taking a short cut through the children’s ward”.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid…
- A guy walks into a bar and sees a jar of $100 bills on the counter…
- Communism jokes are not funny…
- Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch…
- My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary…
- I’m giving up masturbating for an entire month…