je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A child asks his father what “gay” means
The father says it means happy to his son, to which the son replies “Dad are you gay?”
The father laughs and says “no son: I have a wife”.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- “I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me…
- Donald Trump met with the Queen of England, and politely asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”…
- Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”…
- Communism jokes are not funny…
- White people don’t shoot each other in the streets like black people do…
- My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid…