je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.
Tomorrow, I’ll bring an MP5.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- The husband leans over and asks his wife…
- A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom…
- A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present…
- Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly…
- If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN…
- If it weren’t for Arabs, we would never have 9/11…