I’m sitting here thinking about leaving my husband…

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

I’m sitting here thinking about leaving my husband. He hasn’t been intimate with me since our son died.

I would leave right now, but the ambulance is still in the drive way blocking my car.

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.

Plus de blagues 👇