je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
“Mr President, at 0600 hours we received the following message from outside the solar system. Sergeant, bring it onscreen from NASA.”
“Jesus that’s indecipherable.”
“Oh, No, sorry Mr President, that’s a Perl script we use to connect to the satellite. Give it a second.”
Plus de blagues 👇
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