je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Bug in your state machine”
“Who’s there?”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A million guys walk in to a Silicon Valley bar
- Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender
- Picking the most inappropriate background music for class project on Alzheimer’s disease: “somebody that I used to know”
- Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Œdipus
- If you are talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass
- Dance like no one is watching, encrypt like everyone is