je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I’ve spent years building up a tolerance to laxatives. Just in case.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Man, **** censorship
- The worst moment at proctology college is the first time the instructor says, “Okay, everyone partner up
- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
- Guys only have two moods: Hungry and horny, so if he’s not asking for sex, make him a sandwich
- God creates dinosaurs…
- Have spent morning testing Stephen Fry’s gender theories by asking random women for sex… He’s right! They’re just not interested