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Put Haskell on your resume even if you don’t know it. When asked, say your resume is lazy and you’ll learn it when results are needed.
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- So Apple hates boobs, AND farts? Why does anybody like that shitty company?
- The main idea of “Inception”: if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM, everything will be very slow
- The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club
- During sex…
- When C++ is your hammer, everything starts to look like your thumb
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virgin